TOEKNEEZ LYRICS & POETRY AKA MAD-TONE AUSSIE BUSH POET

born in March in September 1952.Have been writing poetry since about 1962.Happily married to Julie , with 3 adult children and two grandkids--have had a non-creative period of late--but here's hoping that "creative juices" may flow again---all writings, remain the property of ToeKnees Lyrics all enquiries for this blog via tonyfromwindsor@yahoo.com

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Friday, April 29, 2005

TAKING DOPE TO BALI

I DON'T GET IT,SCHAPELLE CORBY IS FACING A LIFE IN PRISON,OR EVEN THE DEATH PENANLTY,FOR TRYING TO SMUGGLE 4.5 KG OF AUSTRALIAN DOPE INTO BALI.DALE A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE MANAGED TO SMUGGLE AROUND 60 K G OF AUSTRALIAN DOPE INTO BALI-NO PROBLEM.ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE KATHY,SMUGGLED AROUND 90 K.G OF NEW ZEALAND GROWN DOPE INTO BALI-NO PROBLEM.WHATS MORE THEY BOTH MANAGED TO GET SIMILAR AMOUNTS OF DOPE -OUT OF BALI--SCHAPELLE WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG?

IF I EVER GO TO BALI,
NOT MEANING TO BE RUDE.
BUT I'M GOING TO FLY THERE NAKED
YES,I'M FLYING IN THE NUDE.
THEY'LL FIND NO DOPE ON ME FOR SURE
I SWEAR UPON MY SOLE
THEY CAN SEARCH IN EVERY ORIFICE
IN EACH AND EVERY HOLE

AND I'LL TAKE WITH ME NO LUGGAGE
I'LL BUY IT WHEN I LAND
AND EVERYTHING I TAKE WITH ME
I'M KEEPING IN MY HAND.
CAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THE BUGGERS
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'LL FIND
WHEN THEY RUMMAGE THROUGH YOUR LUGGAGE,
SET YOU UP,OR ROB YOU BLIND

JUST THINK OF SCHAPELLE CORBY
STUCK IN THAT BALI CELL
AND OF THOSE OTHER SILLY BUGGERS
STUCK IN THAT LIVING HELL.
DON'T GO THERE FRIENDS,STAY AT HOME
HOLIDAY IN OZ
YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE NO OTHER PLACE
WE'RE IN THE BEST THERE WAS