"MY FRIENDS MUMMY,HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY"

Who wrote "There were 10 green bottles hanging on the wall?" I don't know.Who wrote "There were 10 in the bed and the little one said roll over"? I don't know that either.Who wrote "My Friends Mummy Has a very Big Tummy"?-----I DID."Mad Tone Aussie Bush Poet" or my maiden name before I married the computer- Tony Norman.I wrote the first verse of this song 21 years ago when my daughter Kelly was a baby,I wrote a second verse 13 years ago when my son Ben was a baby.We used to sing it whilst going along---Kelly even taught it to all of her little friends, and they used to sing it on the back of the school bus.As I said my youngest is over 13 now,and I got to thinking the other day,I may well get to sing this to Grandchildren--but I may not.So to make sure this song lives forever, even if only out in space riding on a megabite's tale--I had to put more words to it,finish it off and get it out there for the millions of my fans throughout the galaxy to sing to their kids and any Aliens they happen to adopt in the future.This song in the vein of 10 green Bottles and ten in the bed--goes on for a bit--but unlike 10 in the bed does have a start and an ending. Please sing it to your children to whatever tune you wish and make me live on forever in the back seats of cars whilst kids are on a long journey.
I give you "My Friends Mummy Has A Very Big Tummy"

OH MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY,
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A BABY.
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR
HE SAID "OH DEAR
I THINK THERE'S MORE
THAN ONE IN THERE."
MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TWO BABIES.

OH MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TWO BABIES.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TWO BABIES.
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR,
HE SAID "MY WORD,
I THINK I'VE GONE
AND FOUND A THIRD."
MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE THREE BABIES.

OH MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE THREE BABIES.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE THREE BABIES.
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR
HE SAID "THERE'S MORE,
THE COUNT HAS NOW
GONE UP TO FOUR."
MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE FOUR BABIES.

OH MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE FOUR BABIES.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE FOUR BABIES.
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR
HE SAID "SNAKES ALIVE,
I'VE FOUND ONE MORE,
WE'RE UP TO FIVE."
MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE FIVE BABIES.

OH MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE FIVE BABIES.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE FIVE BABIES.
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR,
HE SAID"WE'RE IN A FIX,
SHE'S GOT SO BIG
SHE'S HAVING SIX."
MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS AVERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE SIX BABIES. (nearly there)

OH MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE SIX BABIES.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE SIX BABIES.
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR
HE SAID "HANG ON THEN,
I'VE FOUND MORE,
SEVEN,EIGHT,NINE,TEN."
MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAS A VERY BIG TUMMY
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TEN BABIES. (almost----last verse,hang in there)

MY FRIENDS MUMMY
HAD A VERY BIG TUMMY
BEFORE SHE HAD TEN BABIES.
MY BEST FRIENDS MUMMY
HAD A VERY BIG TUMMY
BEFORE SHE HAD TEN BABIES.
MY FRIENDS A DOG
SHE RUNS ON ALL FOURS.
HER MUM HAD PUPPIES,
WAGGING TALES AND PAWS.
MY FRIENDS MUMMY,
IS A VERY BUSY MUMMY
NOW SHE'S GOT TEN BABIES. THE END AT LAST