THAT CHICS GOT HAIRY LEGS(a cheerleaders love song)

What ever next? Parramatta have now got blokes in their cheerleader squad.Fair dinkum, what's a bloke wants to skip around in lycra waving pom-poms around for?I must say from the outset,that I don't believe in cheerleaders in the first place--how you can relate scoring a goal,a try or a basket (depending on the sport) to girls skipping around with next to no clothes on I don't know---But now after all these years of attractive girls doing it--to throw blokes into the mix,well I don't really know what the world is coming to.I blame the bloody yanks--we didn't have cheergirls years ago--Manchester United have done very well thankyou without having naked woman jumping around--we worry about footballers taking advantage of women--and then we dangle them half naked in front of them--but as if to confuse us now--BLOKES--give me a break.

THAT CHICS GOT HAIRY LEGS (a cheerleaders love song)

CAN YOU FEEL THE SEASON COMING?
CAN YOU SMELL IT IN THE AIR?
WE'VE BEEN COUNTING DOWN THE MONTHS,THE DAYS
YIPEEE-----ITS NEARLY HERE.
THE COACHING STAFF ARE READY.
AND ALL THE PLAYERS LOOKING SLEEK.
CHEERGIRLS DUST YOUR POM-POMS OFF
AND GIVE US ALL A PEEK.

THAT ONES LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR,
ITS NICE TO SEE HER BACK.
THAT OTHER ONE IS NEW,I THINK
BUT SHE SEEMS TO HAVE THE KNACK.
OH!I LIKE THE ONE WHO'S NEXT TO HER,
NICE BUM AND SHAPELY PEGS.
HANG ON,WAIT A MINUTE
"THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LEGS"
CH
OH THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LEGS,I SAID
THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LEGS.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BEST THERE WAS,
BUT THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LEGS.

WAVE YOUR TASSLES IN THE AIR
AND SHAKE YOUR BUTT ABOUT.
"PARRA--PARRA--PARRA"
COME ON GIRLS,LETS HEAR YOU SHOUT.
THAT BIRD IN THE MIDDLE,SHE STILL LOOKS GOOD,
SEE THE WAY SHE SWINGS HER HIPS?
I THINK I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE AGAIN,
OH NO! THE CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LIPS!
CH
OH THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LIPS,I SAID
THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LIPS.
I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE AGAIN
BUT THAT CHIC'S GOT HAIRY LIPS.

POM-POMS IN AND POM-POMS OUT.
RIGHT NOW,ANOTHER WRIGGLE.
"TRY-TRY-TRY" LETS HEAR YOU CRY,
THEN, GIVE A LITTLE GIGGLE.
WITH HAIRY LEGS,AND HAIRY LIPS,
I STILL SAY SHE'S THE BEST.
"COME ON BABY,TURN AROUND"
OH NO! THE POOR GIRLS GOT NO CHEST.
CH
OH THAT POOR GIRLS GOT NO CHEST,I SAID
THAT POOR GIRLS GOT NO CHEST.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE BEST I SAID,
BUT THE POOR GIRLS GOT NO CHEST.

BUT I LOVE MY HAIRY CHEERGIRL STILL,
SHE CAN'T HELP THE WAY SHE IS.
AND I'D DO ANYTHING I COULD
TO MEET MY SPECIAL MISS.
"TELL ME GIRLS WHATS HER NAME?
WOULD YOU PLEASE INTRODUCE?"
"CERTAINLY" THE GIRLS ALL REPLIED
"WE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BRUCE."

"WHAT/"

"WE SAID WE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET BRUCE"

CH
WELL,ITS A STRANGE OLD WORLD WE LIVE IN,
AND I FEEL A LITTLE QUEER.
BUT I'D NEVER SEEN A BLOKE BEFORE
WAVE POM-POMS,IN THE AIR