MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

 

MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE (a tender little love song)

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OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE,

SHE WENT DOWN ON ME

THEN FLEW RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

I SHOULD HAVE CHASED HER DOWN THE STREET

BUT I HAD NOTHING ON ME FEET

OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

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I FIRST SAW HER IN A MAGAZINE

FOR NINETEEN NINETYNINE

SO,I GOT MY POSTAL ORDER OFF

"HOORAY" SHE'LL SOON BE MINE.

I'LL HAVE ALL THE LOVE I'VE NEEDED

SHE WON'T SAY NO, BE PETTY

WE CAN BANG FROM NIGHT TILL DAWN

JUST ME,AND "BLOW UP BETTY".

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AND ON THE DAY THAT SHE'D ARRIVE

I'D HAD A SHAVE AND SHOWER

I'D EVEN POPPED A PURPLE PILL

FOR THAT "EXTRA BIT OF POWER"

FOR SOON THE POSTMAN WILL DELIVER

"BLOW UP BETTY" WILL BE THERE

COMPLETE WITH MOVING PARTS AND HOLES

AND SYNTHETIC PUBIC HAIR.

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"KNOCK KNOCK" ON MY DOOR

"RING RING" ON MY BELL

"MR NORMAN ARE YOU THERE?

YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN AS WELL"

AND HERE SHE WAS,"BLOW UP BETTY"

SHE SURE LOOKED A REAL FOX

GOING BY THE PICTURE THERE

ON FRONT OF BETTY'S BOX.

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OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

SHE WENT DOWN ON ME,

THEN FLEW RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

I SHOULD HAVE CHASED HER DOWN THE STREET

BUT I HAD NOTHING ON ME FEET

OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

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SHE DIDN'T SEEM TO BE THE SAME

ONCE I'D GOT HER OUT OF PACKAGE

AND MY KEEN INTEREST SEEMED TO TURN

TO A CERTAIN KIND OF "SLACKAGE"

BUT THEN,I FOUND INSTRUCTION NOTES

TO INFLATE,IT CAME TO PASS

'YOU TURN YOUR VACUUM ON TO BLOW

WITH THE HOSE UP BETTY'S ARSE"

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I GUESS I OVER DID IT,WITH THE WIND

AS BETTY "HOVERED" UP ABOVE

(WHILST MY BACKGROUND MUSIC SOFTLEY PLAYED

#I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE#

BUT I WASN'T ,WAS I ?

I NO LONGER FELT FANTASTIC,

HOW DOES A MAN HOPE TO SHAG

A BAG OF FLOATING PLASTIC?

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OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

SHE WENT DOWN ON ME

THEN FLEW RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

I SHOULD HAVE CHASED HER DOWN THE STREET

BUT I HAD NOTHING ON ME FEET

OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

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OH MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

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NO MY BLOW UP DOLL DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.