AN INVITATION TO A PARTY

Global warming--Climate Change--the ozone layer,farting cows and fumes from cars have all been worrying me of late. Everyone is telling we are doomed,and it must be true because Al Gore got a Nobel Prize for it being so (even if on the same day a judge in England declared half of his movie was based on crap.) I choose to ignore the whole thing--when they decide the end is near I'm going to throw a great big party and you are all invited.

You're Invited to a party

(refrain)
We are burning,we are burning
Climate change and Global warming
What can we do,what can we do?

"What ?--I'll tell you what to do

Just stick your head between your legs
and kiss your arse goodbye.
we're all bound for oblivion
no time for hue and cry.
We'll go out with a party
get pissed,put on a show.
The World is stuffed,its had enough
Cause Al Gore told me so.

Its the farting cows that did it,
they've buggered up the world.
gone and eaten all the ozone
and all hell has been unfurled.
With the water levels rising
all the trees are falling down.
Polar bears are skating on thin ice,
and we all are going to drown.

So,stick your head between your legs
and kiss your arse goodbye.
The Sun is getting hotter
and we all are going to fry.
But,we're putting on a party
getting "pished" as well you know,
Its right,its on the news at night
plus,Al Gore told me so.

Don't drive your car,or take a plane
It will help to stop disease.
But,you can do anything you want
if you plant a thousand trees.
So,its don't do this,and don't do that
AAAGGGGHHHHH I've had e-bloody-nough
Cause I'm sure this pain,called climate change
is one big bloody bluff.

So,lets stick our legs,over our heads
and kiss our arse goodbye.
We're all bound for oblivion,
Its slow fry,then we die.
Yep,we're having this big party
kick our legs up as we go.
It must be true,I'm telling you
Cause Al Gore told me so.

Yes it must be true,I'm telling you
Cause Al Gore told me so.

(refrain)
We are burning,we are burning
Climate Change and Global Warming
What can we do,what can we do ?
"Hic-Hic--zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ"